danielle & anthony are getting old

RSVP: We need a final head count so please RSVP by Jan 19th. - Thank You.

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We are getting older, come celebrate getting old with us!

Imagine for a moment... your future self... who are you?

What if all of our older selves were at a retirement home together?

Now, like a bad movie: the orderlies have left us alone and we are going to throw a party with games, activities, perscription meds, bragging about our grandchildren, and complaining about everything.

We ask that you come in that future self costume/character.

FUN thing: call (530) 625-3222 - Follow its instructions. The phone line will only be available UNTIL JAN 19th.

POTLUCK: This year we are also going to try doing a potluck. Please use the following link: FOOD to fill out what you are brining to share. This way we have a real balanced meal together. Remember making enough for 5 will be plenty. (If for any reason the link or sheet doesn't work for you please contact us directly). And as always BYOB is encouraged.

ART: There is still an invitation to create or collaborate, if that is something that speaks to you please reach out if you would like space or time.

THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO & PREPARE: There will be a COMPLAIN-A-THON (your aches and pains, how it was better in your day... blah blah blah); BRAG-A-THON (how your grandchild is cuter than mine, acomplishments from your life, that one time at burningman...blah blah blah); and much much more!

Lastly, the venue is not "wheel chair accessable" because of a large main staircase but we are trying to gather canes, walkers and wheel chairs for the event, if you have any or access to getting some please let us know.

That's it. now some dumb jokes...

You're so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you.

You're so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white.

You're so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

You're so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

You're so old, your social security number is 1.

You're so old, you birth certificate says "Expired" on it.

You're so old, you DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

You're so old, you went to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

You're so old, I asked to see your birth certificate, and you handed me a rock.

You're so old, you went to school before they had a history class.

You're so old, your blood type was discontinued